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in a few weeks i will be in canada, isn't that special? while i am there i am going to drag haylie or someone else to see all the different statues they have that make fun of president bush. i plan to take pictures of all of them and then frame them in my house in texas. is it bad when that's all you think about before you go to bed? yeah, i think so too. in other news i cannot wait until everyone will stop being obsessed with napoleon dynamite. i love it because i am very proud of my sister who stars in it. i really would like to know how many people actually like it and i don't like it just because they convinced themselves to like it. ta-ta!
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[25 Dec 2004|02:53pm] |
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all i want for christmas is you but i could probably settle for someone else. oh, the other day i smacked some ho while shopping and joel also made lindsay lohan's brother cry.
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[19 Nov 2004|05:18pm] |
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howard stern wants joel and i to listen to predictable the first time we sleep together and that is really the only thing worth updating about in my life right now
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[17 Sep 2004|05:39pm] |
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since i haven't done a decent update in about a month i figured i should. i have been promoting my album all over the places and my summer tour just ended finally. i can only handle so much screaming in the span of a few months.
between my tour and all this promotion i managed to squeeze in going to two awards shows. the first one was the mtv video music awards which were so much fun. actually the only reason i had a good time was because hello i got to meet jay-z! i am surprised i didn't shit my pants right on stage. oh the video music awards were also fun because hey what i wore was a lot better than what i wore to the world music awards. at the world music awards which happened a few nights ago and no one has shutup about them yet either, i performed fly and won a new female artist award. i guess that is pretty good! i kind of rambled on in my speech but hey i do that normally anyways.
in other weird news, some teen singer from australia wrote a song called i have a crush on hilary duff. i guess that was newsworthy because all my fansites started updating about it. according to the press i'm now dating my best friend as well or as they call him my mystery man. how hot i wish they would pick up on the fact that i hold my big african american bodyguards hand in every pictures. just kidding i am not sleeping with him........yet. oh and my whole album leaked. so i don't know go find a fansite to listen to it. i cover the who's "my generation".
in october i am going to be on conan and i did some shocking photoshoot for blender that a bunch of parents of seven year olds are going to have a cow about! go see raise your voice when it comes out. thanks! my favorite movie is scarface holy crap
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[04 Sep 2004|01:30pm] |
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in most interviews lately i bring up the postal serivce or the smiths hahahahahaha
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| i hope i really am 18 so i can vote kerry |
[13 Aug 2004|12:12pm] |
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so i was not only reminded by a gotti kid but a few others that i had not updated in awhile. gasp because you know that is such a crime! i have been on tour for awhile with haylie and hulk hogan's daughter. it's been pretty much all good so far minus the other night when something caught on fire haha. we are in florida currently mmm swamp but i am not sure if we are even going to end up playing tonight considering the hurricane warnings and all that jazz.
in other news, my dvd came out the other day and i highly suggest you all go buy it. i mean what could be better than being able to own a dvd with me singing twelve different sings, me being interviewed by ryan seacrest!, and footage of me watching myself on the american music awards. i mean really what could be better? i should probably add in that was a rhetorical question just because i don't feel like getting a bunch of comments that are like well my mom's cooking is better than that dvd ho.
a week or two, haylie and i ended up hosting some gillette thing. from what i could comprehend it was some type of contest where we had to judge who had the best legs. you think they would have gotten some guys to do that? i mean they could have asked aaron carter. he sure could use that boost to his career. just kidding actually i am probably not but oh well.
i just looked over this update and i can't believe i actually used paragraphs. i am so amazed. ps my new album comes out the same day as the used's hahahaha
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[23 Jul 2004|09:51am] |
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there's a five word answer to why joel hasn't been arrested yet
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| hi hilarie |
[21 Jul 2004|08:21pm] |
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i haven't been able to stop listening to the movielife in awhile. i probably stole their cd from joel. i also blame him for why i have been rambling on about mxpx and rancid in interviews lately. i wish i could just go back to talking about jay-z and usher in interviews, oh well! i wonder whatever happened to that clone i had that said i was immature just kidding! i don't miss her at all. obviously you see i am writing this update out of my ass but i am too hot for you to care, right? my tour kicked off a few days ago and it has been pretty fun. i get to hang out with my sister who is pretty a-okay most of the time. mostly little girls come to my shows but weirdly enough a few grown men and teenage girls have frequented my shows.
it seems like a civilian or two have gone crazy in my journal lately. it's always weird to have a comment from someone like princess0zz834734 or something waiting for you in your hotmail account. i think i am going to go watch clueless and change my icons.
p.s. go see a cinderella story
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[15 Jul 2004|05:31pm] |
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i really just wanted to update to use my new icons but whatever here we go. i've been doing tons of press lately mainly for a cinderella story but for my tour as well. i was on the letterman the other night and i was on good morning america and trl today. i hoped you all watch. you probably didn't but hey i wouldn't of either so anyways. tomorrow you can see me perform on good morning america but i am highly doubting that any of you get up that early oh well. maybe you will just come see me on one of my tour dates. ten bucks says joel will. speaking of joel he seems to take me a shopping a lot lately or maybe there's just multiple pictures of us shopping together. i'm rambling so i will just end this with get better soon mary-kate and what the hell has kelly osbourne being doing to her hair lately?
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[07 Jul 2004|06:45pm] |
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supposedly i listen to motorhead now
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so lately i have been watching drumline constantly. i am not quite sure why but i am betting it's because i either want to be black or i am in love with nick cannon. i will go with the latter! one day maybe in a few years i will steal him away from christina millian and then he will be all mine mmm. just kidding i think joel is the only illegal dating partner for me. speaking of joel i was on entertainment tonight the other day talking about how gross it is that people think we're dating. my mom paid me to say that i think just so the press doesn't start talking shit about us. oh wait they probably already have! whenever i update i feel like i have total add which i probably do. but then again isn't this how normal teenagers, act? i hope so. my icons are driving me crazy lately too probably because there are no decent pictures of me. what am i saying? i am adorable which is why i am glued to the tv every time the a cinderella story commercial comes on or maybe i just watch it so i can remember how i made out with chad micheal murray mmm. also what the hell is up with mtv lately? whenever i turn it on all i ever see is story of the year or that band with afros who sing like girls or ashlee simpson. i am sorry but when i turn on mtv i want to see usher or nick cannon mmm. so now is the point in my update where i try to be realistic, i am filming the perfect man right now with heather locklear. i am trying to con her into giving me her ex husband tommy lee's number but i don't think it's working. i think my mom would say he was too old for me anyways oh well!
p.s. has anyone seen how much of a slut ashlee simpson looks like in us weekly? just kidding i forgot that trash talking is bad and i am not supposed to anymore according to my manager!
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[24 Jun 2004|11:47pm] |
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it seems like for once i am coming out as the better person in a media situation. i am shocked! i am never updating this much in one week again.
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| i guess this means i have to start adding more people now |
[23 Jun 2004|09:11am] |
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so i guess i have to start updating like a regular teenager does, oh wait i was! but you know now there's some clone out there to override because supposedly i am just awful. oh and i am a bitch too supposedly according to this clone, well you know teenagers are a little bitchy..hello our hormones are raging! by the by clone this would be the cue for your exit. sorry this whole paragraph was kind of bitchy, oops!
i went to the much music awards last sunday. i didn't go with joel but during the weekend we were seen on at least three different occasions kissing and hugging each other over various meals. i hope jesus doesn't strike joely with a lightning bolt before he takes me to see dodgeball. hopefully the next time the press catches us out together he will be holding my hand instead of just wrapping it around my waist like usual.
if you skimmed over this the basis of it was don't add that clone and mmm joel madden. or wait is that too immature? too bad i don't care!
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[10 Jun 2004|12:25pm] |
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okay so i have the sudden urge to make this post and it'll probably be awful but you know it's coming from so how couldn't it? ha. so i'm a pretty nice person if you ask me. most of the time i don't instigate fights and i'm nice to everyone mostly. i've only technically instigated about two fights in my life. one of those being with lindsay but personally i feel that beef was started by both of us and continues to be fueled by both of us. the second one is with avril and i don't even think i really knew what i was saying would cause that at the time. i know that the reason that fight still remains between both of us is because of both of us not just me. lately though it seems like everyone is dissing me when i never did anything to them. sure you may think i am a talentless airhead but that's no reason to go out of your way to diss me in your journal, the press, whatever. i've tried to be nice but lately it's been getting harder. i mean how would you feel if it felt like everyone just hated you for no reason? wouldn't that make you just become meaner in general? yet i continue to try to be nice to everyone minus those two exceptions and it seems like i get no credit at all. people just continue to make unnecessary comments about me. so please if you have some type of problem with me that i don't know about just tell me, jeez.
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[01 Jun 2004|08:05pm] |
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i called into trl today. i mainly rambled on and i don't think anyone really cared what i was saying but that's okay. they premiered my sister and i's video. we sing our lips are sealed for that new movie i have coming out with chad micheal murray. the only reason anyone over the age of 10 is going to see it is because of him. i don't really care though because hey i still make money off of it.
i bought intouch magazine today. one of the big headlining stories was is nicole richie a paris hilton clone? it must have been a real slow week in the news. there is also an article about how much of a slut lindsay is becoming and how she parties all the time. thank god i am not her. i mean she has red hair and is getting labeled a slut, how much worse can it get?
i haven't read my friend's page in weeks and i don't plan on signing on anytime soon. where was i going with this entry.
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so my three dates in southern california are all finished up. one of them was the wango tango show which was tons of fun. i love doing festival type shows because you get to play with a ton of other great performers. plus most of the time it is more relaxed because the focus isn't all on just me. it all went really well but i am glad it's over. now i have some time to just rest before heading back to toronto to start up shooting for a perfect man again. that will go for awhile until my summer tour that starts in july. then on friday i hope everyone watches my sister and i on 20/20. i'm not quite sure why she's going to be on it considering no one really knows who she is but i guess i will just have to deal with it.
the other day i went to see new york minute with my sister and a few of her friends. i thought it was a really cute movie but the whole plot revovled around simple plan. so i probably should have been in it. no, i'm just kidding or am i? who knows. i am confusing myself so i should probably stop on that note. watch 20/20 or i will gut you like a fish just kidding! the only person i would ever gut like a fish is lindsay lohan so i don't think any of you have anything to worry about! ciao!
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really you should just skip over this because it is just going to me rambling about the o.c. and friends and i am pretty sure you have read enough of that on your friend's list. so first the o.c, i am so glad marissa is drinking her life away again. i hate her so much. i am kind of glad ryan left but he should have taken seth. i mean do we really need the emo kid going suicidal now. i have a theory that the sailing away on the boat was a symbol for death. so really seth is dead now and i only like that a tiny bit because at least this means summer isn't going to be happy anymore. can anna just come back yet? okay so onto friends. i have no idea why everyone thinks it was so sad. i mean everyone got what they wanted and it was the perfect ending. sure the show is over but you all would have gotten sick of it if it had gone on for twenty years like one of those soap operas that never end.
i really want to go see new york minute. one of the reasons being is it's a mary kate and ashley movie and they are one of the few people i don't have mad beef with. then there is simple plan but really the reason i want to see the movie most is because of eugene levy. that guy is just a crack up and personally i think he is better than some of those other old boring actors. i wanted to see mean girls at first just because i heard that lindsay lohan got run over by a bus in it but then i found out that she really doesn't. she just almost gets hit by it but oh wait i am not supposed to have beef with her anymore, right? or at least according to her i am not but i am sorry that is bs. i am still going to have as much beef as i want with her. okay? okay.
now i have to go add other people to my friend's list ps i won a movieline award.
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[04 May 2004|08:20pm] |
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i could open this with one of those typical lines like if you don't know who i am well you must be living under a rock or something. i am not going to do that instead i am just going to lay it all out on the table. first of all, i am not going to talk about how i am on crack or whatever because obviously i have not gone through my bad girl stage yet. that will come when i am like nineteen and decide to start doing herion and hook up with nasty guys in heavy metal bands i bet. then i will go to rehab and clean up and then launch a comeback, duh. so i am hilary duff and i basically said fuck you to disney and now i am only kind of screwed. i am most famous for lizzie mcguire which was some tv show on disney that i refused to do another season for. i have done other things besides that though. i have been in the movie cheaper by the dozen which was about a couple who had sex all the time which resulted in too many kids and i am going to be in the upcoming movie a cinderella story. oh and then there is my singing career and the whole clothing line. basically, i am just trying to do it all, peace!
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